Ch-ch-ch-chigger, horrible chigger,

You're the only b-b-b-bug that I abhor.

When the m-m-m-moon shines over the campsite,

I will scratch my b-b-b-bites until they're sore.


Ch-ch-ch-chicken, a la-la king-en,

You're so g-g-g-good I want some more.

When the b-b-b-banquet is all over,

I'll be waiting at the b-b-b-bathroom door.


G-g-g-grapefruit, belligerent grapefruit,

You're the only f-f-f-fruit that I detest.

When I sp-sp-sp-spoon you from the rind,

All the j-j-j-juice squirts right out on my vest.


I-i-i-ice cream, c-c-c-cake-um,

You're the very f-f-f-food that I adore.

When I've f-f-f-finished with my salad,

Please come through the k-k-k-kitchen door.