I'm a Nut
I'm an acorn, small and round,
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
People come and step on me.
*Chorus: I'm a nut. (knock, knock)
I'm a nut. (knock, knock)
I'm craaaaazy! (knock, knock)
Called myself up on the phone,
Just to see if I was home.
Asked myself out on a date.
Picked me up at half-past eight!
Took myself to the picture show,
Sat myself in the second row.
Wrapped my arms around my waist,
Got so fresh, I slapped my face!