Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your eyeballs droop?
Do they wobble in your soup?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a loop?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your eyeballs droop?

 

Does your nose hang down?
Does it drag upon the ground?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a crown?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Does your nose hang down?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they’re wet??
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbor,
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears hang wide?
Can you soar and can you glide?
Can you hike the Grand Canyon?
While you’re touching both sides?
Do they get nice and soar,
When you’re walking through the door?
Do your ears hang wide?

Do your ears hang askew?
Can you use one stirring stew,
while the other’s picking berries,
or making mountain dew?
Can you hold an elevator,
while you signal to a waiter?
Do your ears hang askew?