We all know frogs go

POP in the microwave,
POP in the microwave,

POP in the microwave,
We all know frogs go

POP in the microwave,
When you turn it on.

We all know frogs go
SQUISH when you step on 'em,
SQUISH when you step on 'em,
SQUISH when you step on 'em,
We all know frogs go
SQUISH when you step on 'em,
So better wipe your shoes.

We all know frogs go

WHIZZzzz in the blender,
WHIZZzzz in the blender,

WHIZZzzz in the blender,
We all know frogs go

WHIZZzzz in the blender,
When you turn it on!