Girl Scout Camp!

Girl Scout Camp!

The biscuits that they give you,

They say they’re mighty fine!

But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine!

Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!

Gee Mom, I wanna go,

But they won’t let me go!

Gee Mom, I wanna go home!

(2) water / when you go to drink it, it tastes like turpentine

(3) nurses / when you break a finger, they break the other nine

(4) counselors / when their make-up is off, they look like Frankenstein

(5) watermelon / the counselors get the red part, and we get all the rind

(6) cocoa / it’s good for cuts and bruises, and tastes like iodine