The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the hill, (all stand up)
And marched them down again. (all sit down)
And when you're up, you're up; (all stand up)
And when you're down, you're down. (all sit down)
And when you're only halfway up, (all half-way up)
You're neither up (all stand up) nor down! (all sit down)