I'm an acorn, small and round,

Lying on the cold, cold ground.

People come and step on me.
That's why I'm so cracked, you see!
 

*Chorus:  I'm a nut. (knock, knock)

                I'm a nut. (knock, knock)

                I'm craaaaazy! (knock, knock)

Called myself up on the phone,

Just to see if I was home.

Asked myself out on a date.

Picked me up at half-past eight!

*Chorus

Took myself to the picture show,

Sat myself in the second row.

Wrapped my arms around my waist,

Got so fresh, I slapped my face!

*Chorus